








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 212 matches | ||
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3851 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6667 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7692 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4644 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,659 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 742 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solide | 54% | 397 |
| #2 | Hundi wau wau | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Hennerson | 53% | 320 |
| #4 | Weekend Warrior | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solide | 54% | 397 |
| #2 | Hundi wau wau | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Hennerson | 53% | 320 |
| #4 | Weekend Warrior | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solide | 29 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Hennerson | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Weekend Warrior | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Hundi wau wau | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solide | 366 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #2 | Hennerson | 351 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Weekend Warrior | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hundi wau wau | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hochkant on the summit | +1.54 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | Hundi wau wau | +1.15 | 63 | 49 |
| #3 | Weekend Warrior | +0.64 | 69 | 46 |
| #4 | Solide | +0.21 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | Hennerson | -0.39 | 55 | 65 |





