








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2050 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1293 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2174 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1769 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,478 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ T1m | 64% | 56 |
| #2 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | 58% | 83 |
| #3 | MasterCrow | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | ch1g- | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | bnx90 | 50% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | 58% | 83 |
| #3 | MasterCrow | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | ch1g- | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | bnx90 | 50% | 100 |
| #6 | SMECTA | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bnx90 | 12 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | ✪ T1m | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | MasterCrow | 4 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | ch1g- | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ T1m | 194 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | bnx90 | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | ch1g- | 118 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | SMECTA | 101 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | 89 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SMECTA | +2.91 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | ✪ T1m | +2.07 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | ch1g- | +1.89 | 88 | 62 |
| #4 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | +1.72 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | SymonSky | +1.22 | 82 | 61 |





