








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5653 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4426 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4048 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1780 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,872 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SymonSky | 64% | 56 |
| #2 | ch1g- | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | bnx90 | 57% | 164 |
| #4 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | 54% | 360 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SymonSky | 64% | 56 |
| #2 | ch1g- | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | bnx90 | 57% | 164 |
| #4 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | 54% | 360 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | 39 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | bnx90 | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | SymonSky | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | ch1g- | 4 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | 335 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #2 | bnx90 | 308 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | SymonSky | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ch1g- | 130 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧ 𝓣𝔂𝓶 ✧ | +2.28 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | SymonSky | +2.19 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | ch1g- | +2.02 | 87 | 67 |
| #4 | ✪ T1m | +1.73 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | bnx90 | -0.46 | 73 | 58 |





