








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1556 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1716 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1427 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1564 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $273,909 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flicko Mode | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | punjus | 50% | 116 |
| #3 | < blank > | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | DPa1ms | 45% | 60 |
| #5 | mine_less2 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | punjus | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | < blank > | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | lunjus | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | DPa1ms | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Gunjoid | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | punjus | 140 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Gunjoid | 135 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | < blank > | 93 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | lunjus | 88 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | DPa1ms | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | +5.61 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | punjus | +2.75 | 44 | 41 |
| #3 | Flicko Mode | +2.54 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | DPa1ms | +2.53 | 61 | 40 |
| #5 | Chef | +1.51 | 51 | 51 |





