








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 145 | 4% |
| Smokes | 889 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 948 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1994 | 50% |
Our logs show you have wasted $305,811 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Hippo | 223 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | xulz | 175 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | CrappyS | 136 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Checkers Sixty 60 | 93 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | .♕. քɛǟƈɦʏ* | 63 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xulz | +4.75 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | Mr Hippo | +3.73 | 53 | 28 |
| #3 | .♕. քɛǟƈɦʏ* | +2.65 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | Checkers Sixty 60 | +1.20 | 28 | 26 |
| #5 | CrappyS | -1.32 | 29 | 45 |





