








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1791 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1466 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 274 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 1648 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,608 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .♕. քɛǟƈɦʏ* | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | xulz | 53% | 160 |
| #3 | Checkers Sixty 60 | 50% | 272 |
| #4 | Hikersbestfriend | 48% | 214 |
| #5 | CrappyS | 47% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xulz | +5.65 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Mr Hippo | +2.89 | 52 | 27 |
| #3 | .♕. քɛǟƈɦʏ* | +1.51 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | Checkers Sixty 60 | +0.42 | 28 | 26 |
| #5 | CrappyS | -1.79 | 26 | 44 |





