








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 958 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1020 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 964 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1008 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,528 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omni | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | eetus | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | Tucks | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | Nipaldi | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Lami | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eerica | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | vauhtisami | 3 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | pauliina) | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Lami | 1 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miila | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | pauliina) | 67 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | discoturre=D | 54 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | eerica | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | vauhtisami | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 예지 | +3.99 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | Omni | +3.80 | 74 | 76 |
| #3 | Lami | +3.19 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | eetus | +2.41 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | sampge | +2.03 | 84 | 72 |





