








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 531 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1076 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1312 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,277 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whitz | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Turbo | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | domini | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Mim1c | 55% | 65 |
| #5 | Boonen | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wafl | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Feels Soup Man | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | snigern | 4 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | DankLord84 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Turbo | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mim1c | +4.20 | 86 | 77 |
| #2 | domini | +2.03 | 94 | 41 |
| #3 | Turbo | +1.86 | 59 | 78 |
| #4 | Brinkidiniki | +0.91 | 83 | 52 |
| #5 | ♛✪Fryd♛ | +0.71 | 75 | 62 |





