








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4794 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3719 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3824 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3699 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,235,448 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | da1ge | 87% | 31 |
| #2 | ash1hara | 74% | 93 |
| #3 | ✪ p00f; | 63% | 217 |
| #4 | jheitor | 60% | 144 |
| #5 | Fontes | 60% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ash1hara | +5.87 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | ✪ p00f; | +3.16 | 79 | 78 |
| #3 | Neydega | +3.05 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | da1ge | +2.67 | 88 | 61 |
| #5 | jheitor | -1.40 | 37 | 40 |





