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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3903 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3085 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4301 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3716 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $958,210 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAPA MUNTZ | 51% | 59 |
| #2 | -Máraas2k | 49% | 189 |
| #3 | 𝕂𝕠𝕫𝕝𝕠𝕤<𝟛 | 46% | 168 |
| #4 | Churaq vavr1s | 46% | 117 |
| #5 | Císařův pikař | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | -Máraas2k | 49% | 189 |
| #3 | 𝕂𝕠𝕫𝕝𝕠𝕤<𝟛 | 46% | 168 |
| #4 | Churaq vavr1s | 46% | 117 |
| #5 | Císařův pikař | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱 ☁ | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Churaq vavr1s | 28 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | 𝕂𝕠𝕫𝕝𝕠𝕤<𝟛 | 24 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | -Máraas2k | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | PAPA MUNTZ | 9 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | Císařův pikař | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Máraas2k | 489 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | 𝕂𝕠𝕫𝕝𝕠𝕤<𝟛 | 463 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | PAPA MUNTZ | 351 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #4 | Churaq vavr1s | 212 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Císařův pikař | 80 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAPA MUNTZ | +3.60 | 78 | 87 |
| #2 | Václav "co2" Svářeč | +0.92 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | Churaq vavr1s | -0.36 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱 ☁ | -0.57 | 87 | 52 |
| #5 | Císařův pikař | -1.02 | 61 | 57 |





