








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 700 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2902 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3158 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2285 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3336 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,698 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -MΓ‘raas2k | 49% | 259 |
| #2 | Churaq vavr1s | 48% | 48 |
| #3 | VΓ‘clav "co2" SvΓ‘ΕeΔ | 46% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -MΓ‘raas2k | 49% | 259 |
| #2 | Churaq vavr1s | 48% | 48 |
| #3 | VΓ‘clav "co2" SvΓ‘ΕeΔ | 46% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VΓ‘clav "co2" SvΓ‘ΕeΔ | 43 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | -MΓ‘raas2k | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Churaq vavr1s | 8 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VΓ‘clav "co2" SvΓ‘ΕeΔ | 753 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | -MΓ‘raas2k | 628 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | Churaq vavr1s | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VΓ‘clav "co2" SvΓ‘ΕeΔ | +1.20 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | Churaq vavr1s | +0.46 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | ππ π«ππ π€<π | -0.41 | 57 | 51 |
| #4 | -MΓ‘raas2k | -0.65 | 58 | 55 |





