








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3098 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2867 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3127 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1941 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,221 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Calcifer4 | 60% | 60 |
| #3 | B O J J I | 58% | 95 |
| #4 | drimisril | 51% | 194 |
| #5 | ✪Geos | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | drimisril | 51% | 194 |
| #5 | ✪Geos | 44% | 34 |
| #6 | Calcifer3 | 42% | 45 |
| #7 | Sak Mi Khok | 42% | 19 |
| #8 | Kousei | 42% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drimisril | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | B O J J I | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Calcifer4 | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Kousei | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Calcifer3 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drimisril | 273 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | B O J J I | 223 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kousei | 153 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | em | 103 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | Calcifer4 | 102 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em | +5.83 | 68 | 77 |
| #2 | B O J J I | +4.70 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | Calcifer4 | +3.02 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | drimisril | +2.68 | 79 | 51 |
| #5 | Kousei | +2.39 | 67 | 55 |





