








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 595 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1407 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 743 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 891 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,188 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B O J J I | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | drimisril | 42% | 97 |
| #3 | Akroma | 42% | 106 |
| #4 | ✪Geos | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B O J J I | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | drimisril | 42% | 97 |
| #3 | Akroma | 42% | 106 |
| #4 | ✪Geos | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akroma | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ✪Geos | 2 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | drimisril | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | B O J J I | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akroma | 229 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | drimisril | 113 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | B O J J I | 41 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪Geos | 19 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B O J J I | +3.23 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | drimisril | +2.41 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | Kousei | +1.86 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | ✪Geos | -1.00 | 8 | 42 |
| #5 | Akroma | -3.80 | 42 | 55 |





