








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2266 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2796 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2540 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1510 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $947,998 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MatZZZ | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | kemistry | 46% | 150 |
| #3 | MikeRain | 46% | 35 |
| #4 | BobbyK | 42% | 52 |
| #5 | tel | 40% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Virgil | 36% | 36 |
| #10 | Rick Gold | 33% | 18 |
| #11 | scan | 33% | 64 |
| #12 | Dark | 29% | 52 |
| #13 | kndjoker | 9% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kemistry | +4.09 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | MikeRain | +2.94 | 66 | 79 |
| #3 | bomber | +2.02 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | MatZZZ | +0.67 | 58 | 67 |
| #5 | 猟犬 | +0.46 | 71 | 57 |





