








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 641 | 16% |
| Smokes | 864 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1737 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 833 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,253 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 猟犬 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Maverick | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | scan | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | BobbyK | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kemistry | +4.24 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | 猟犬 | +1.54 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Maverick | +0.59 | 28 | 65 |
| #4 | BobbyK | -1.00 | 43 | 62 |
| #5 | Dark | -1.26 | 27 | 59 |





