








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 634 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1287 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 905 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,119 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xhanec | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | sonicgo2n8 | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | CaniKarma | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | N | 42% | 77 |
| #5 | ★JURI | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xhanec | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | sonicgo2n8 | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | CaniKarma | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | N | 42% | 77 |
| #5 | ★JURI | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★JURI | 16 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | N | 15 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N | 254 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | ★JURI | 253 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | CaniKarma | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | sonicgo2n8 | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Xhanec | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★JURI | +4.74 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | sonicgo2n8 | +1.44 | 67 | 80 |
| #3 | Xhanec | -1.39 | 28 | 19 |
| #4 | CaniKarma | -1.44 | 44 | 58 |
| #5 | N | -1.75 | 35 | 57 |





