








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 107 | 10% |
| Smokes | 185 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 432 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 386 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $416,211 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sonicgo2n8 | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | CaniKarma | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | JayEx | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | shhimoon | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JayEx | +2.84 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | CaniKarma | +0.74 | 49 | 53 |
| #3 | sonicgo2n8 | +0.09 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | shhimoon | -1.18 | 60 | 24 |
| #5 | Xhanec | -1.48 | 50 | 19 |





