








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 347 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5666 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4688 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2263 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2474 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,517 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | PeakBlue | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | Timo W | 47% | 88 |
| #7 | N | 41% | 49 |
| #8 | quak | 41% | 27 |
| #9 | Maxim | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prefire Ingo | 17 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | N | 11 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Timo W | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Gudrun | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Maxim | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timo W | 212 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Prefire Ingo | 203 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | N | 156 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Osama Bin Ballin | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Maxim | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★JURI | +1.90 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Prefire Ingo | +1.14 | 62 | 58 |
| #3 | Osama Bin Ballin | +0.96 | 41 | 56 |
| #4 | Timo W | +0.95 | 60 | 45 |
| #5 | Gudrun | -0.63 | 55 | 27 |





