








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 934 | 28% |
| Smokes | 942 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 700 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 714 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,503 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 585 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dee jone | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | Pablito Espressobar | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | God of Pain | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | daze | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Akuma | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dee jone | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | Pablito Espressobar | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | God of Pain | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | daze | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Akuma | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablito Espressobar | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | dee jone | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akuma | 118 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | God of Pain | 60 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | dee jone | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pablito Espressobar | 16 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | daze | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daze | +1.86 | 92 | 56 |
| #2 | KiLL_4_FuN | +1.49 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | dee jone | +0.97 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | Akuma | -0.13 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | God of Pain | -0.85 | 76 | 64 |





