








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1193 | 36% |
| Smokes | 837 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 651 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 656 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,667 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Novy | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | FlaggstångsknoppsputsareN | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | dee jone | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | KiLL_4_FuN | 43% | 30 |
| #5 | Pablito Espressobar | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dee jone | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | KiLL_4_FuN | 43% | 30 |
| #5 | Pablito Espressobar | 43% | 35 |
| #6 | +weed xd | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | daze | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daze | 6 | 0.0265 |
| #2 | Pablito Espressobar | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | dee jone | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlaggstångsknoppsputsareN | 102 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | KiLL_4_FuN | 78 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | dee jone | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Novy | 19 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | +weed xd | 15 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlaggstångsknoppsputsareN | +2.17 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | +weed xd | +1.62 | 87 | 73 |
| #3 | dee jone | +0.98 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | KiLL_4_FuN | +0.77 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | daze | -0.28 | 94 | 50 |





