








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2077 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1967 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1176 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1431 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,536 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 907 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | akkaopel | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Summa | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | ♿ Mønster su ♿ | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Hog | 57% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | MoodyNights | 52% | 25 |
| #7 | SER1OUS | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | AsiliC | 46% | 13 |
| #9 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | tuuseT | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hog | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | MoodyNights | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Summa | 4 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | tobbe | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 2 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hog | 345 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Summa | 99 | 0.35 | 3 min |
| #3 | MoodyNights | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♿ Mønster su ♿ | 55 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | AsiliC | 51 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Summa | +5.08 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | tuuseT | +3.69 | 71 | 74 |
| #3 | Hog | +2.66 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | akkaopel | +1.52 | 91 | 34 |
| #5 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | +0.91 | 78 | 63 |





