








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2378 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2495 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2618 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1719 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $843,511 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabi | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | Vertigo | 67% | 54 |
| #3 | SnXerino | 60% | 91 |
| #4 | syr4x | 58% | 102 |
| #5 | marek | 55% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Vertigo | 67% | 54 |
| #3 | SnXerino | 60% | 91 |
| #4 | syr4x | 58% | 102 |
| #5 | marek | 55% | 106 |
| #6 | ncore | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vertigo | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | marek | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | syr4x | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | SnXerino | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Fabi | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marek | 322 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | syr4x | 314 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | SnXerino | 219 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Vertigo | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | ncore | 135 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syr4x | +2.24 | 90 | 75 |
| #2 | Grimbo | +1.31 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | SnXerino | +0.79 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | Fabi | +0.09 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | marek | -0.16 | 76 | 67 |





