








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 959 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4305 | 14% |
| Smokes | 11325 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 8250 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6919 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,323,205 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 736 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuNTr_ | 56% | 195 |
| #2 | BiggestSteppa7.62x39 | 53% | 198 |
| #3 | Lo | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | nExus | 49% | 242 |
| #5 | Mr Delusional | 49% | 734 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | nExus | 49% | 242 |
| #5 | Mr Delusional | 49% | 734 |
| #6 | Re 3:8-11 | 48% | 294 |
| #7 | me | 46% | 84 |
| #8 | carbbino | 44% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Delusional | 24 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | BiggestSteppa7.62x39 | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | HuNTr_ | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | nExus | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Re 3:8-11 | 7 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Delusional | 1598 | 0.10 | 37 min |
| #2 | Re 3:8-11 | 659 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | carbbino | 417 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | BiggestSteppa7.62x39 | 403 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | nExus | 396 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuNTr_ | +1.19 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | Sloth | +1.11 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | BiggestSteppa7.62x39 | +0.82 | 65 | 48 |
| #4 | Lo | +0.39 | 62 | 61 |
| #5 | me | -0.45 | 51 | 56 |





