








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1476 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1676 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1433 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 789 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,940 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐏𝐮$$𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐭 | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Jevvy | 59% | 75 |
| #3 | Yup | 55% | 135 |
| #4 | bossgaming725 | 55% | 86 |
| #5 | Aplari13 | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Yup | 55% | 135 |
| #4 | bossgaming725 | 55% | 86 |
| #5 | Aplari13 | 54% | 76 |
| #6 | Hugexy | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | meowskullslover2365 | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meowskullslover2365 | 6 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Yup | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Jevvy | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | bossgaming725 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yup | 694 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | Jevvy | 301 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | bossgaming725 | 145 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Aplari13 | 137 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hugexy | 77 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevvy | +6.63 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | 𝐏𝐮$$𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐭 | +2.10 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | kundi | +0.81 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | Yup | -0.62 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | Aplari13 | -1.08 | 56 | 61 |





