








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 349 | 35% |
| Smokes | 97 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 327 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 232 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $127,770 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevvy | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | Aplari13 | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | SkrubbyS | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Hugexy | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | kundi | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hugexy | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | kundi | 50% | 24 |
| #6 | bossgaming725 | 50% | 48 |
| #7 | Yup | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | Gerhard Rihmakallo | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aplari13 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | bossgaming725 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Jevvy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | kundi | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Hugexy | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevvy | 161 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | kundi | 80 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Aplari13 | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | bossgaming725 | 66 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hugexy | 48 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevvy | +8.02 | 88 | 73 |
| #2 | Aplari13 | -0.29 | 59 | 63 |
| #3 | kundi | -0.30 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Yup | -0.98 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | meowskullslover2365 | -1.14 | 58 | 47 |





