








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5432 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4717 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4491 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3857 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,756 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neo | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | DrPinkmaN | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | I_Rekk | 44% | 61 |
| #4 | Manu | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | kyuro | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neo | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | DrPinkmaN | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | I_Rekk | 44% | 61 |
| #4 | Manu | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | kyuro | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrPinkmaN | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | I_Rekk | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Manu | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | kyuro | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrPinkmaN | 443 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #2 | Manu | 206 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | Neo | 178 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | I_Rekk | 151 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | kyuro | 36 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manu | +2.55 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | kyuro | +1.01 | 73 | 35 |
| #3 | ✪Ptzy | +0.48 | 52 | 61 |
| #4 | I_Rekk | -0.76 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | DrPinkmaN | -1.15 | 42 | 62 |





