








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6058 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5290 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4365 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4724 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,035 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | DrPinkmaN | 50% | 189 |
| #11 | I_Rekk | 49% | 164 |
| #12 | Tralalero Tralala | 49% | 61 |
| #13 | ✪Ptzy | 44% | 41 |
| #14 | kyuro | 44% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrPinkmaN | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Flynnguin | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | I_Rekk | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Vazab | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Vodka Atze | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrPinkmaN | 954 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #2 | Vazab | 668 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #3 | Hyper | 597 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #4 | Flynnguin | 506 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #5 | I_Rekk | 371 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manu | +2.71 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | Vazab | +1.09 | 57 | 76 |
| #3 | LeonS ;) | +1.00 | 84 | 49 |
| #4 | I_Rekk | -0.05 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | ✪Ptzy | -0.15 | 49 | 56 |





