








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1115 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2681 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2653 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2786 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,079 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tralalero Tralala | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | I_Rekk | 48% | 219 |
| #6 | DrPinkmaN | 46% | 198 |
| #7 | Manu | 44% | 64 |
| #8 | ✪Ptzy | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I_Rekk | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | DrPinkmaN | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Manu | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ozura | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Tralalero Tralala | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrPinkmaN | 974 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #2 | I_Rekk | 574 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Manu | 340 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #4 | ozura | 203 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Neo | 136 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ozura | +4.57 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Manu | +3.18 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | ✪Ptzy | +0.34 | 60 | 60 |
| #4 | Neo | +0.29 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | kyuro | +0.21 | 67 | 43 |





