








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3039 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2366 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2182 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1996 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $843,399 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eFF- | 25 | 0.0212 |
| #2 | Alan Delon | 15 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Krzyz | 11 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Electro | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Lukejda | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eFF- | 193 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Alan Delon | 161 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Krzyz | 155 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Electro | 117 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nekro ^-^ | 73 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nekro ^-^ | +4.27 | 61 | 69 |
| #2 | Lukejda | +2.52 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | Krzyz | +2.23 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | yame | +2.09 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | Electro | +0.65 | 80 | 75 |





