








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1897 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3200 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2464 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1894 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,170,286 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Borg | 55% | 316 |
| #2 | Bowser | 55% | 329 |
| #3 | FrenchFlavor | 47% | 315 |
| #4 | Waingro | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Borg | 55% | 316 |
| #2 | Bowser | 55% | 329 |
| #3 | FrenchFlavor | 47% | 315 |
| #4 | Waingro | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrenchFlavor | 70 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Borg | 65 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Bowser | 53 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Waingro | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrenchFlavor | 840 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | Borg | 794 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | Bowser | 761 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Waingro | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bowser | +3.77 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Borg | +2.83 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | FrenchFlavor | +0.30 | 44 | 61 |
| #4 | Eggroll | -2.42 | 35 | 43 |
| #5 | Waingro | -5.18 | 29 | 39 |





