








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1104 | 24% |
| Smokes | 871 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1344 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1298 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,106 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wuu | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | bara | 3 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Steakie | 3 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | sukuna | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Kush it to the limit' | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sukuna | 139 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | wuu | 84 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kush it to the limit' | 59 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Wasabi | 45 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | bara | 40 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus | +5.69 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | Wasabi | +4.73 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | sukuna | +4.52 | 88 | 91 |
| #4 | bara | +3.79 | 92 | 75 |
| #5 | wuu | +3.70 | 84 | 69 |





