








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 644 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1409 | 35% |
| Smokes | 557 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1212 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 798 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,647 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larsen | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | PottePlante | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | Pietra a secco | 64% | 28 |
| #4 | Ejoy | 45% | 82 |
| #5 | And3rs | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PottePlante | 10 | 0.0323 |
| #2 | BUBBI | 5 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Bapo the taco | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Pietra a secco | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | And3rs | 3 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PottePlante | +8.03 | 87 | 41 |
| #2 | Larsen | +2.67 | 59 | 72 |
| #3 | Ejoy | +2.02 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | Tung Tung Tung Sahur | +1.52 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | Pietra a secco | +1.24 | 42 | 38 |





