








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 153 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2803 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2441 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3971 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1503 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,904 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ejoy | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | Dr Sniels Holm | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Bapo the taco | 44% | 36 |
| #4 | Thomasberg | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | kenn6699 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shin | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Zer0bloom | 10 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Bare_Bedre123 | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Henrik | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Bapo the taco | 4 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henrik | 342 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Zer0bloom | 186 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bare_Bedre123 | 172 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bapo the taco | 142 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ejoy | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shin | +3.47 | 67 | 32 |
| #2 | Ejoy | +3.36 | 60 | 73 |
| #3 | Zer0bloom | +3.02 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | Thomasberg | +1.76 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | Henrik | +1.05 | 35 | 60 |





