








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,446 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 167 | 7% |
| Smokes | 1043 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 397 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 642 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,142 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OMW2FYB | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | AlfJørgen67 | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | sjo CSGORoll.com | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | ム 𝗥𝗶𝗻𝘇𝗹𝗲𝗿 | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | Arn3 | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tor Ingar Puppfjord | 11 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | OMW2FYB | 5 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | DrSpecial03 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ムPako | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OMW2FYB | +6.23 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | ムPako | +2.83 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | DrSpecial03 | +0.34 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | AlfJørgen67 | +0.15 | 35 | 18 |
| #5 | ム 𝗥𝗶𝗻𝘇𝗹𝗲𝗿 | -0.03 | 64 | 49 |





