








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 428 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 253 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7172 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6740 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5994 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5358 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,636,873 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shindy mein lieber | 57% | 169 |
| #2 | Blinchiki | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | Shaaps | 55% | 199 |
| #4 | ħαgeи$ | 50% | 298 |
| #5 | вroғιle | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ħαgeи$ | 50% | 298 |
| #5 | вroғιle | 50% | 40 |
| #6 | HaveABite | 49% | 166 |
| #7 | Tiniko@threesixtypeek | 49% | 113 |
| #8 | SCHNEE | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiniko@threesixtypeek | 21 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | ħαgeи$ | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Shaaps | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | HaveABite | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Shindy mein lieber | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ħαgeи$ | 1430 | 0.23 | 40 min |
| #2 | Shaaps | 550 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | Shindy mein lieber | 414 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | HaveABite | 329 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | SCHNEE | 278 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCHNEE | +2.66 | 66 | 70 |
| #2 | ħαgeи$ | +1.67 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | Tiniko@threesixtypeek | +1.40 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | Shindy mein lieber | +1.05 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | вroғιle | +0.77 | 70 | 46 |





