








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 844 | 32% |
| Smokes | 904 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 614 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 289 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,756 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | le tenz. | 70% | 20 |
| #8 | CluTchh | 57% | 30 |
| #9 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 56% | 16 |
| #10 | Botodux | 55% | 11 |
| #11 | Neozzz | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le tenz. | 5 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Dydy | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | CluTchh | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Siffra #. 1-S | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Neozzz | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CluTchh | 79 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | Siffra #. 1-S | 77 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | SaekO N°2 | 70 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 66 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | le tenz. | 47 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | +4.34 | 61 | 81 |
| #2 | Siffra #. 1-S | +3.94 | 63 | 81 |
| #3 | Saekod IV | +2.75 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | le tenz. | +2.36 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | Script Ekko | +2.18 | 50 | 67 |





