








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6535 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5033 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6527 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5528 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,240,134 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1gBoss •ᴗ• | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | Poor_Widow | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | Ryan26 | 63% | 49 |
| #4 | rain | 59% | 71 |
| #5 | FalleN_l1fe | 52% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxT | +3.30 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | B1gBoss •ᴗ• | +2.65 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | rain | +2.64 | 92 | 64 |
| #4 | Himmel大猪咪 | +1.76 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | R1ngo | +0.73 | 91 | 64 |





