








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 360 | 37% |
| Smokes | 259 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 62 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 285 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,975 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godofkel | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Phenic | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | AG | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | BMeister | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Imran | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Phenic | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | AG | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | BMeister | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Imran | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | Orthon | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AG | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Godofkel | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Imran | 1 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phenic | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Godofkel | 68 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | AG | 62 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | BMeister | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Imran | 15 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godofkel | +1.92 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | BMeister | +1.40 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | AG | -0.11 | 82 | 50 |
| #4 | Imran | -0.31 | 96 | 41 |
| #5 | Phenic | -0.43 | 78 | 41 |





