








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 796 | 21% |
| Smokes | 671 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1065 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1200 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $670,121 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phenic | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Godofkel | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Imran | 56% | 119 |
| #4 | Arya | 54% | 70 |
| #5 | Wayslowworm | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Imran | 11 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Arya | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Godofkel | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | AG | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Wayslowworm | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Imran | 248 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Arya | 146 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Godofkel | 94 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Phenic | 70 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wayslowworm | 56 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BMeister | +4.88 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | Godofkel | +1.73 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | Arya | -0.34 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | Imran | -0.34 | 82 | 41 |
| #5 | Phenic | -0.67 | 75 | 44 |





