








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1068 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1089 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1639 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1035 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $876,591 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 941 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Brodinky | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Chilyenator | 48% | 112 |
| #4 | Mycose | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | aryan gosling | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | aryan gosling | 40% | 42 |
| #6 | NIGHTMAR=) | 40% | 52 |
| #7 | GreenBanana | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | ELEKTROONILINE PERSONAL | 40% | 80 |
| #9 | priple | 25% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilyenator | 16 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | aryan gosling | 12 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | NIGHTMAR=) | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Brodinky | 4 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | ELEKTROONILINE PERSONAL | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilyenator | 352 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | ELEKTROONILINE PERSONAL | 292 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | NIGHTMAR=) | 199 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | priple | 107 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | aryan gosling | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mycose | +3.29 | 70 | 32 |
| #2 | Blue | +1.57 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | Brodinky | +1.45 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | NIGHTMAR=) | +1.37 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | Chilyenator | +0.92 | 56 | 56 |





