








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 231 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,881 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3414 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4576 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2477 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3414 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $831,566 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | DamagedGamer197 | 59% | 153 |
| #5 | 76561198065096621 | 58% | 258 |
| #6 | Terion | 53% | 91 |
| #7 | thomasproulx3737 | 49% | 142 |
| #8 | St-Zac | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Lirtwaz | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | thomasproulx3737 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Terion | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | St-Zac | 3 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | 1351 | 0.27 | 50 min |
| #2 | Lirtwaz | 499 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | Plutotito | 262 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | DamagedGamer197 | 237 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Terion | 221 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | +3.65 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | Plutotito | +1.86 | 86 | 69 |
| #3 | Juju | +1.15 | 55 | 67 |
| #4 | DamagedGamer197 | +0.70 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | Lirtwaz | +0.47 | 66 | 56 |





