








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1944 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3175 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1943 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3736 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,139,138 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | 50% | 84 |
| #2 | Fagioso Gomez | 49% | 84 |
| #3 | Juju | 49% | 142 |
| #4 | Lirtwaz | 47% | 32 |
| 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43% | 28 | ||
| #6 | strop | 42% | 38 |
| 39% | 46 | ||
| #8 | Glitchy :3 | 36% | 36 |
| #9 | St-Zac | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | 489 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #2 | Juju | 264 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Fagioso Gomez | 166 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lirtwaz | 104 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | St-Zac | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | +4.10 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | Juju | +1.95 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | Lirtwaz | +0.98 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | thomasproulx3737 | +0.89 | 70 | 49 |
| #5 | Fagioso Gomez | +0.06 | 46 | 58 |





