








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 721 | 22% |
| Smokes | 712 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1023 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 776 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $153,357 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thomasproulx3737 | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | St-Zac | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Juju | 53% | 91 |
| #4 | Lirtwaz | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | 76561198065096621 | 51% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | St-Zac | 2 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Plutotito | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | 400 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | Juju | 193 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Lirtwaz | 99 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Plutotito | 99 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | DamagedGamer197 | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198065096621 | +3.32 | 68 | 71 |
| #2 | Plutotito | +0.89 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | Juju | +0.88 | 47 | 68 |
| #4 | Lirtwaz | +0.73 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | DamagedGamer197 | +0.30 | 66 | 51 |





