








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 715 | 32% |
| Smokes | 530 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 397 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 612 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,721 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | Ronaldinho Soccer | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | mencius | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | rey mcscriff | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | Louis | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | 145 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | mencius | 102 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | rey mcscriff | 88 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ronaldinho Soccer | 20 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Louis | 19 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tamerlaneい河正の 꿈 | +7.19 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | mencius | +4.84 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Louis | +1.67 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | rey mcscriff | +1.30 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | Ronaldinho Soccer | +1.16 | 58 | 29 |





