








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1103 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1293 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1448 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1922 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,399,125 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆ | 96% | 28 |
| #2 | minty | 92% | 101 |
| #3 | Desire. | 79% | 24 |
| #4 | Diablo | 77% | 26 |
| #5 | alucard | 76% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Desire. | 79% | 24 |
| #4 | Diablo | 77% | 26 |
| #5 | alucard | 76% | 79 |
| #6 | stellar | 74% | 72 |
| #7 | screw | 68% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alucard | 29 | 0.0207 |
| #2 | minty | 23 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | Desire. | 11 | 0.0293 |
| #4 | stellar | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Diablo | 8 | 0.0160 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alucard | 372 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | stellar | 177 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | minty | 102 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | screw | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Desire. | 82 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | minty | +6.24 | 95 | 46 |
| #2 | Desire. | +5.99 | 98 | 58 |
| #3 | ☆ | +4.79 | 97 | 61 |
| #4 | Diablo | +4.70 | 90 | 51 |
| #5 | stellar | +4.18 | 93 | 72 |





