








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3646 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2865 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4996 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2568 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,770,024 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_DustIIn | 57% | 79 |
| #2 | Magic Clicks | 56% | 78 |
| #3 | Hmm | 53% | 267 |
| #4 | NickelCobalt_04 | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | Drink Some Orange Juice | 50% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | h0ax | 48% | 50 |
| #8 | Jester | 47% | 55 |
| #9 | NickelCobalt | 45% | 62 |
| #10 | Bear animatronic | 44% | 48 |
| #11 | Younginz | 29% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drink Some Orange Juice | 28 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Jester | 16 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | h0ax | 16 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | Hmm | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | de_DustIIn | 8 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hmm | 905 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| #2 | Drink Some Orange Juice | 507 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | de_DustIIn | 211 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jester | 174 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | NickelCobalt | 158 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drink Some Orange Juice | +4.35 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Hmm | +4.17 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | NickelCobalt_04 | +3.64 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | NickelCobalt | +3.63 | 83 | 74 |
| #5 | h0ax | +2.53 | 65 | 41 |





