








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6187 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4150 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5663 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2353 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,759 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legend #Thaj-ming | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | Gar | 57% | 181 |
| #3 | Poly BJP | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Mad306 | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | O.P. | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Gar | 57% | 181 |
| #3 | Poly BJP | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Mad306 | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | O.P. | 51% | 43 |
| #6 | ApexPredatoRKO | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gar | 19 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Poly BJP | 14 | 0.0300 |
| #3 | ApexPredatoRKO | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | O.P. | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Legend #Thaj-ming | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gar | 189 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | ApexPredatoRKO | 185 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Poly BJP | 62 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Legend #Thaj-ming | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | O.P. | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaydee | +1.94 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | Gar | +1.60 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | Legend #Thaj-ming | -1.50 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | Poly BJP | -1.52 | 30 | 74 |
| #5 | ApexPredatoRKO | -1.69 | 21 | 71 |





