








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1941 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2060 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1524 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1748 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,242 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ApexPredatoRKO | 50% | 123 |
| #6 | O.P. | 44% | 101 |
| #7 | ZaBabišebylonamačmejkingulíp | 42% | 45 |
| #8 | Mad306 | 39% | 44 |
| #9 | Grav3 | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gar | 9 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Bruno Ližpič | 8 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | ApexPredatoRKO | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ZaBabišebylonamačmejkingulíp | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | O.P. | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ApexPredatoRKO | 327 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Shaydee | 90 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | ZaBabišebylonamačmejkingulíp | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Gar | 61 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bruno Ližpič | 57 | 0.08 | 2 min |





