








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1956 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 616 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 208 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15466 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9011 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 15428 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 8232 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,899,987 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryyyder- | 54% | 248 |
| #2 | Uwabaki上履き | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | ✪ Aurora | 52% | 366 |
| #4 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | 51% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryyyder- | 54% | 248 |
| #2 | Uwabaki上履き | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | ✪ Aurora | 52% | 366 |
| #4 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | 51% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Aurora | 52 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | ryyyder- | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Aurora | 1330 | 0.18 | 32 min |
| #2 | ryyyder- | 935 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #3 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | 167 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Uwabaki上履き | 66 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Aurora | +1.75 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | ryyyder- | +1.26 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | ✪ jL | +1.14 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | -1.49 | 62 | 67 |
| #5 | Uwabaki上履き | -4.30 | 28 | 45 |





