








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1547 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2406 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2954 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3285 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,880 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faaazed | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | ✪ jL | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | -STARGAZ | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | 50% | 180 |
| #5 | ryyyder- | 48% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faaazed | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | ✪ jL | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | -STARGAZ | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | 50% | 180 |
| #5 | ryyyder- | 48% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryyyder- | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | faaazed | 7 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ✪ jL | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | -STARGAZ | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryyyder- | 1342 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | 371 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | faaazed | 267 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #4 | ✪ jL | 243 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | -STARGAZ | 149 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faaazed | +6.51 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | -STARGAZ | +4.21 | 85 | 73 |
| #3 | ryyyder- | +3.55 | 83 | 74 |
| #4 | ✪ jL | +1.45 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | 𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎 | -0.11 | 58 | 62 |





